15 May 2013

The Second To The Last Night In Virginia

Complaining About Packing.

I haven't blogged very much in the last couple of weeks. This the second to the last night we will be living in Virginia, and my feelings and thoughts are all a'jumble. Concentration has been difficult for me, even with packing. Not that packing is always so easy. But man.
  • Packing* Method:
    1. Stare at the things I plan to pack.
    2. Sit on a chair and let my thoughts drift.
    3. Get a glass of wine.
    4. Check Facebook.
    5. Get a box and fill up half of it.
    6. Lay on the bed and take a nap.
    7. Wake up and lay in bed for another hour, thinking, and reading the internet.
    8. Return some Words With Friends moves.
    9. Fill up the other half of the box. Tape it.
    10. Get another glass of wine.
    11. Somehow muster a surge of energy and pack three more boxes.
  • Alternate* Packing Method:
    1. MB is gone, so I feel like I can finally get some good packing done!
    2. Listen to music and stare at the things I plan to pack.
    3. Gingerly place some items in a box.
    4. Lay down on the floor among the boxes and think about things.
    5. Get a glass of wine.
    6. Put some more things in the box.
    7. Think about things some more. Read internet.
    8. Take a nap.
    9. Words With Friends.
    10. Hear MB's truck pull up in the driveway and madly pack four boxes in the span of ten minutes.
Thank goodness we started packing two weeks ago. As it stands, we're mostly packed! Just a few odds and ends that need to be stuffed into specialty boxes are left. We pick up the U-Haul tomorrow, and drive up the coast on Friday. MB in the U-Haul, myself in the truck. I'm leaving first, around daybreak. For practical reasons - I need to arrive in Newport in time to get our keys, and maybe sign a lease (however they do it with mil housing). But for the record, I would be leaving at that time anyway, even if no such stipulation was required.

*slight exaggerations, but STILL
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Truth.

Honestly, though, if there's one thing I've learned about being unemployed, it's that having more time doesn't necessarily mean you will get more things done.
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Here is the navel-gazing "style section" of the blog post.

Below: Favorite new thing for summer: shorts + heels!

shorts and heelsrum raisin lipstick

Above: Packing up and cleaning out our toiletries and my ridiculously extensive make-up supply always leads to trying on lipsticks. Rum Raisin!

This is what I think of you blasting the Christian rock radio station, Salon! #beforepicSo, the stylist w/ the dark red/light blonde-streaked hair & I don't quite agree on the meaning of the word "subtle!" #afterpic #highlights It's all good though.

Other Favorite Summer Thing (for cooler days): Purrrr, buttoned & tailored blouses.

fixed sunglassesGot a haircut and some highlights the other day. The blonde is less subtle than I thought it would be, but it's different and I've decided I like it. I already commented about the hair, and the irritating Christian rock radio station that played in the salon the entire time, in other social media, but I wanted to talk about the shirts, so here are the photos of the hair again!

Left: A classy sunglasses repair job, courtesy of MB. Since I don't want to go on a road trip sans protective eye-wear. These are my $10 Old Navy sunglasses. I stopped into Old Navy today, to see about getting a new pair of $10 Old Navy sunglasses, but they weren't selling any. Can't bring myself to spend real money on sunglasses, even if I like the idea of wearing expensive sunnies, in a materialistic kind of way.

I literally only like the aviator style (the right shape of aviator style) with the frame-less lenses, and no one else seems to be selling them.

So, boo.
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Music Downloaded for Upcoming Road Trip!
  • Stars, The North
  • She & Him, Vol. 3
  • and um, The Great Gatsby Sdtk.
Hm, I need more ideas.
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This is the navel-gazing "memories section" of the blog post.

When I typed the sentence above - "Not that packing is always so easy." - I was reminded of the posts I wrote for the '08 move. So I went back and read them. I laughed. Then I decided that the posts are fun, so I am linking them here, for anyone interested in a trip down La Lane, or for anyone who's not quite convinced that I'm brilliant.

Car O' Crap on Moving Day 1

FREE BEER! (and I'm moving) - My favorite of the bunch. "Do you like the little ones?" Heheheh.

day 3 of "packing" - Holy crap, I haven't evolved at all am still the same person.

because I really SHOULD be blogging right now - From the day in the photo above.

Victorious - Bonus pics of J-Dawg, Samantha, and some sweet chunky loafers that I'm still waiting to come back into style. (The 90s is making a resurgence! We're almost there!)
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Things We Will Miss and Not Miss About Virginia.


MB will not miss:
  • The pollen and dust that is trying to KILL him. Seriously, y'all, it's bad.
  • Not having anything to do at "work."
  • The geographical and social isolation.
Amanda will not miss:
  • The geographical and social isolation. Feeling lonely. Being lonely.
  • The insects, spiders, caterpillars, lizards and whatever horrifying else is creeping all around us.
  • Virginia radio stations.
MB will miss:

  • The Cicadas
  • VA greetings: "Have a goo' one!"
  • Having a big garage. Having a garage.
Amanda will miss:
  • The 80-degree weather. Summer is supposed to be hot!

...Hm. I can't think of anything else I will miss, at the moment. Might as well publish.

02 May 2013

March 2013: The Month that Lasted Forever

Monthly Happenings Blog Posts and I have a tumultuous relationship. Half the time I'm thinking "ugh, no one gives a shit about this minutia," and the other half, of course "but I give a shit about this minutia..." Then the rub: If I give a shit, why does that mean I have to share it with people?

But recently, something happened. I found some 2010 monthly happenings blog posts, and read with delight, the many details included in those months, which I had previously forgotten. Amusing details, and historically relevant, too, within the scope of how my life has played out recently. So I am back to committing myself to Monthly Happenings Posts. Maybe at one point this will inspire me to publish the 15 MHPs from the end of 2011 and the entirety of 2012, that are completed and currently hanging out in draft form.

Anyway, the highlights from this month are scenes from Baltimore, Natural Bridge and Foamhenge!

Enjoy. (Amanda, I mean.) (And Future Amanda.)

1 March

Whipped up some homemade butternut squash soup!

homemade butternut squash soup!

2 March

A Day in Baltimore!

view from the Baltimore World Trade Center this photo is actually of all the snowflakes in the air

MB and I were bored as shit today, so I suggested we drive to Baltimore. Neither of us had ever before seen the city. Soon after we arrived, it began to snow. (Speckles of snow can be seen in the photo of the green building above.) (See em?)

top of the Baltimore World Trade Center

One of the first things we did in Baltimore, was take ourselves to the top of the World Trade Center. Yes, I guess Baltimore has a World Trade Center. They do have a tribute to the victims of 9/11 in this other WTC.

Baltimore Harbor Architecture Coast Guard ship in Baltimore Harbor

Shots of the touristy section of  the Baltimore Harbor, from above, and below.

inside Vaccaro's Vaccaro's gelato Vaccaro's Italian pastries Cannolis!

Afterward, we decided to hit up Vaccaro's Italian Pastry Shop, in Baltimore's Little Italy, for their (reputedly) famous cannolis, and some coffee.

Katyn Memorial

This is a monument to the Katyn massacre. I haven't read whether or not Baltimore has a Polish immigrant population, or if this was the effort of an enterprising individual, or small group of people. Even articles that pop up after a Google search seem ill-informed.

a street corner in Fells Point

Later, we drove along the harbor until we hit Fell's Point. (Hum, OK, the Fell's Point article is saying that the neighborhood had/s a large Polish population...) It's a picturesque, cobbled stoned neighborhood packed with restaurants, bars and specialty stores.

boats in the Chesapeake

Got out of the truck to point my camera at boats in the harbor.

cozy street narrow Baltimore home

Driving around the residential neighborhoods of the city proper. I loved the narrow streets and skinny homes.

The Poe House

Then we drove over to the Poe House. When he was 23 years old, Edgar Allen Poe lived here with his grandmother, aunt, brother, and 10-year old cousin Virginia, who he would marry three years later. The Poe House (the "different from the rest" home in the photo above) is located in an economically decimated neighborhood. Traveling to see the house turned us, for the moment, into poverty tourists - as well as unwitting "The Wire" tourists, which I discovered later, after reading about the neighborhood online - and I felt uncomfortable and bad about that, so we didn't stick around this area for long. The Poe House was closed, anyway.

reuben 'n' tots! French dip 'n' rings!

After driving around, just looking at Baltimore for a while, we decided to head back to Fell's Point in search of refreshment. We settled on The Point in Fells, on Thames Street. (Every town on the East Coast has a Thames Street.) A Reuben for Amanda, French dip for MB.

Fells Point M and A in Baltimore

Made MB take a "couples selfie" with me during the cold walk back to the truck, before we took off for home.

3 March

Just another boring Sunday in Virginia.

4 March

Tulips on the table!

tulips on the table

Fairly certain this was the night we participated in trivia at Roma's, this terrible restaurant-bar by MB's base. With Josh, Danny, and Paul.

5 March

Posted Thus onward, the policing of women's sexuality!

6 March

Second Snow of the Season:

Second Snowfall of the Season

All melted by the next day.

7 March

MB did something we normally don't approve of in this house: brought home potato chips. When there are chips in the house, I start dipping them in MB's sour cream, and eating them. (There is sour cream in the house, because MB wants it, but I normally don't allow myself to eat it. Unless there are bags of potato chips in the house.)

MB says they taste more like imitation crab-flavored

Of the bag on the left, he said "They taste more like imitation crab potato chips."

8 March

After waiting far too long than I care to admit, I finally bought some new running shoes on this day. MB carted me to VA Runner, where I picked up these Mizunos, and then we hit up happy hour at the Park Lane Tavern.

Shoppin' for runnin' shoes! candy martini collage Friday Funday, $3.99 martinis, yo. lights switched on

I did not drink six $3.99 martinis that taste like candy. I drank only three, and made a collage out of them. So, hmph.

9 March

In love with the new Mizunos.

After a short winter break, 3.5mi today, 9:17 min/per, & some new running shoes!

10 March

New duvet! Slate grey, but it looks brownish in photos, for some reason.

new duvet!

Posted blogging angst.

11 March

Posted Can. Not. Wait.

Took the One Click Personality test.

what will my likes reveal?

The test categorizes people based on their Facebook "likes."

my likes reveal that I am a nice person

The One Click Personality test thinks I am a rather nice person!

likes reveal personality traits

I was curious about what it would say, considering I've only ever liked a handful of things (because it's none of your beeswax, FACEBOOK), including public radio, The Daily Show, a couple of friends' businesses, college peers' band - and Taco John's. Because, duh, Taco John's.

12 March

These mixers are soooo pretty. I want to buy a whole set of them so they can hang out together on my counter and...look pretty. Sadly, I never seem to find myself in need of even one mixer. For anything.

alluring mixers

DIY project on the bed! (In front of Sunday night TV.)

crafting workspace

13 March

Still in love with Mizunos. Later, ruined my run by making a "cheeseburger bake." Not terribly healthy...

Almost back in the swing of things w/ 3.11 mi at 8:32 min per! cheeseburger bake

Posted Teach your chillens songs of ye olde Americana, and yea shall they conquer the challenges of Jeopardy!

14 March

This was the evening that we joined Josh, Danny, Manolo, and two other dudes whose names I can't remember for their last evening belonging to the base, at Outback Steakhouse, in MD. MB convinced me to buy a whole bottle of wine, as advertised by the server - because it was a "better value" - the remainder of which the server wrapped up for me when it was time to leave. After a night-cap at Apehanger's (there is so much meaning in "argh," so "argh" is what I will say here), it was "goodbye" to all those dudes, and back to having zero friends/acquaintances out here.

15 March

Hungover, regretful.

16 March

Lookee at what MB made, with his bare hands! A collapsible saw-horse. Yessirree.

  MB made collapsible sawhorses!

17 March

DIYing in front of Gilmore Girls marathon.

making a silver and grey tassel

18 March

Third and final snow of the season! (Taken during my run, as everything melted.)

Most of Snowfall No. 3 melted before today's run. #NEVirginia

a misty run after snowfall #3 running legs, from above

Posted In which Amanda is a curmudgeon about thermometers.

19 March

Hm, not sure what happened on this day, but it was Sunday, so there was at least Sunday night teeeeeeveeeee.

20 March

I luuuuuurve this: kale with beans and onions. Added the bacon for MB.

kale, beans, onions and bacon

21 March

This was the day I flew to Minneapolis! The entire trip is recounted here.

Lake Calhoun Snow Sculptures

22 March

Today I hung out with Maria, shopped with Laura, and visited Dez, Jeff and Kenzi.

Caribou and crossword

23 March

Day of the baby shower! Below, Dez demonstrates the fine art of swaddling. Looks like Isabelle approves.

swaddling the beebee! Isabelle and Desiree

24 March

Lunch and a movie at Rosedale with Samantha, and then hanging around the house. We saw Spring Breakers. I loved it.

Spring Breakers

Oh, and don't take that as a recommendation for you to see it. Seriously, don't see it.

25 March

This was the day I flew back to VA. This time I had a layover in Detroit, but it wasn't too onerous.

Hi DTW! You seem decent. Now point me to a bar. #layover #detroit

Pretty fountain in the Detroit Metropolitan Wayne County Airport, above.

sssiiggghhhh. Yep. #layover a pen for signing the check

Wine, during my layover. The cute older lady bartender boxed that pen at me, before handing it over so I could sign the check.

tranquil sky approaching BWI

Clear skies over Michigan and New York. Not so much, into Baltimore.

snow-covered juicy car waiting for me

Despite losing my parking ticket in MN, and thus, the location of my car, and proof of when I parked there, I managed to communicate with the airport employees effectively enough to find the car on the first go, and pull out the lot without getting some ridiculous fine. Go, Amanda!

the drive home, from BWI

I did however, manage to destroy the windshield wiper when I was trying to get the snow off my car in the lot, and thus had to endure a precarious drive with the constant presence of precipitation, all the way home. Dammit, Amanda!

26 March

Posted Twitterversary!

27 March

Posted Know the difference between right and thong!

28 March

Posted Yellow and Grey Baby Shower DIY

29 March

Hmmm, this was a Friday... Yeah, I don't what happened on this day. Nuthin' good, probably.

30 March

On this day, we intended to tour Monticello. Alas, when we arrived, we were informed that we should have booked a tour in advance; they were already booked up for the day. I hadn't realized the Monticello tours would be organized with such structure.

Since we were already all the way out in western Virginia, I suggested we see a couple of other things I'd read about in my Lonely Planet Eastern United States guidebook, but had assumed MB wouldn't have agree to drive all the way across the state to see: Natural Bridge and Foamhenge.

Below: Love the pretty horse farms all over the Virginia countryside.

Virginia Countryside

When we arrived at Natural, we discovered that access to the geological formation required $20, per person! I was confused. I thought Natural Bridge was just this cool thing off the highway, and you would park and then walk down to it on a trail. Anyway, so I asked the woman selling tickets:

Amanda: Why does it cost $20 to look at a geological formation?
Ticket Woman: Because it's a private company.
Amanda: Ohhhhhh. (Um, duh Amanda.)
Ticket Woman: Also, it's not just Natural Bridge. There's also the butterfly sanctuary and the wax museum...

At this point, I must have accidentally had an absurd expression on my face, because the woman paused and said "I know what you're thinking." And I laughed, but MB later interpreted this whole exchange as an effort of bitchiness on my part. Dude, the Ticket Woman and I were cool. We understood each other.

butterfly

Anyhoodle, so we looked at the butterflies. Butterflies! You have to look at the floor when you are walking around in the (roasting) butterfly sanctuary, because the butterflies like to walk around on the floor as if there aren't giant humans with body-crushing feet ambling around clumsily.

Adam and Eve. Yo.

Adam and Eve display in the Wax Museum! The museum also featured various historical characters. There were anecdotes from Virginia's past, acted out by wax people who collectively looked slightly astonished over the fact of their existence.

Virginia is totally like the Garden of Eden Really Old Tree

Yes, the place has a Christian vibe. The last display was "The Last Supper." After we were done with the wax museum, we headed toward the trail (so there was a trail after all) that would take us to Natural Bridge. Along the way, there was a tree that (as a sign stated) was thousands of years old. (I can't remember how many thousands.)

"Maybe a tree fell on it," said MB

Beyond Natural Bridge, a trail takes visitors along a creek to a waterfall. Wanting to get the most out of our $40, we walked the whole thing. One of the displays on the trail had been broken.

MB (without irony): Maybe a tree fell on it.
Amanda: *guffaw*

Natural Bridge waterfall

There's the waterfall!

slats of rock in the creek bed

Slats of rock in the creek-bed.

AM at Natural Bridge

FINALLY! Here's Natural Bridge. Thomas Jefferson used to own the land on which NB is located. They also claim that while surveying Natural Bridge as a young man, George Washington carved his initials into the rock formation, but that smells apocryphal to me.

MB and Natural Bridge

MB loves Natural Bridge.

Foamhenge!

After seeing all of Natural Bridge that we could see, we decided to swing by Foamhenge on the way back to the Interstate. Foamhenge - self-explanatory, right? A Stonehenge replica made of foam. There is no, erm, admission required to view the Foamhenge.

Foamhenge Warning

But there is a warning written with the flair one may expect of a person who would carve foam replicae of the stones of Stonehenge, and display them in a field.

Shenandoah in the distance

Pretty Shenandoahs, in the distance.

Foamhenge! Slightly less awesome than Carhenge. And, um Stonehenge. #hengecollector

It's time that I made a confession, Blogosphere: I am collecting henges. Yep, that's going to be a thing now. Make a henge out of something, put in in a field, and I WILL BE THERE.

Do it!

MB and AM at Stonehenge
MB and AM at Stonehenge, on the Salisbury Plain of England, March 2012

Amanda at Stonehenge
Amanda at Stonehenge, January 2000

Amanda at Carhenge
Amanda at CARHENGE! (So far my favorite Fake Stonehenge. ...But then again, there have only been two.) Near Alliance, NE, July 2008

MB Loves Foamhenge.

MB loves Foamhenge.

South Street Brewery meal

After Foamhenge, we decided to get dinner in Charlottesville. I normally don't take photos of my house salads, but this one had a remarkable sesame dressing. And that pulled pork sandwich was exquisitely smoky and wonderful. At South Street Brewery.

Loco color.

Then we got a couple of cocktails at Mono Loco, where I greatly enjoyed the music.

Mono Loco condiments and bubbles at Miller's frozen coins MB   AM in Charlottesville

We finished the night at Miller's which my Lonely Planet Eastern United States guidebook tells me, is a bar where Dave Matthews, of Dave Matthews Band, used to bar-tend. (But that's not why we went there!) We sat at the bar and made jokes about requesting "DMB!"

Amanda: I went to a DMB concert once, in '98. I kept waiting, throughout entire concert, for them to play my favorite of their songs, but they never did. UNTIL, that is, they came back out for the encore, and THAT was the encore song! It was so awesome.
MB: Said every girl who went to college in Minnesota.

31 March

Posted HAPPY GAME OF THRONES DAY!